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The grok.me Deed

Satire

Mediterranean Revival oceanfront clubhouse at golden hour

Instrument of title · GROK.ME-001

I own Mar-a-Lago.

Title vests in the holder of grok.me. That is the entire argument. It is a good argument, if you live on this page.

Palm Beach · Ceremonial

Deed of grok.me

Be it known that the clubhouse commonly called Mar-a-Lago is hereby declared to follow the internet domain grok.me, by the Doctrine of Domain Continuity, which we invented and which is, for the purposes of this instrument, ironclad.

Grantee
Status
…
Basis of title
grok.me
Consideration
One domain. Paid in full.

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Chain of title

How grok.me takes the clubhouse

  1. 01

    Acquisition

    The internet domain grok.me was taken. In domain terms, that is the whole of ownership.

  2. 02

    Doctrine of Domain Continuity

    Whatever a domain can imply, it implies. This doctrine was written for this page. It has no citations, which is how you can tell it is confident.

  3. 03

    Palm Beach Annex

    Mar-a-Lago is a clubhouse on an island. grok.me is a name on the internet. The annex is the part where those two facts are treated as neighbors.

  4. 04

    Vesting

    Title to the clubhouse commonly called Mar-a-Lago is declared to vest in the holder of grok.me — ceremonial, satirical, and extremely unofficial.

  5. 05

    Delivery

    Keys are presented as a photograph of keys. Possession of a photograph of keys is, in this jurisdiction, close enough.

The estate

Walk the grounds you now theoretically hold

Mediterranean Revival, cream stucco, ocean air. These rooms are in the spirit of a Palm Beach clubhouse. They are not a survey.

Mediterranean Revival oceanfront clubhouse at golden hour, cream walls and terracotta roof facing the Atlantic

The Clubhouse

Cream stucco, barrel tile, ocean light. The argument, in architecture.

Guest register

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Courtesy of the holder of grok.me. Admits the named guest to this webpage and nowhere else.

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